Not quite what I was hoping to find when reaching for a beer.

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07/09/2017 at 21:09 • Filed to: The world of no

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Why, it’s our old friend (NO): the false black widow!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-front-porch-is-overrun-with-these-things-1651132268


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:14

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SAVE THE BEER......PLEASE


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:18

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drink the spider


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:26

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This is why TX > PNW.

Tarantulas are much easier to spot from a distance.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/09/2017 at 21:28

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You had to go and ruin it with the second sentence


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 21:42

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Ouch ... biters?


Kinja'd!!! CRider > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/09/2017 at 21:45

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http://texasinsects.tamu.edu/cimg368.html

Texas has black widows.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Nibby
07/09/2017 at 21:47

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Doesn’t he have to drink a fly first?


Kinja'd!!! user314 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 22:57

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Kinja'd!!! Sir Halffast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 23:20

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I’m just going to stay here in Virginia where the spiders are relatively small, poisonous ones are rare, and the snakes are usually friendly.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan
07/09/2017 at 23:36

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They can, and it’s not great


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 00:16

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We have no such insects (or arachnids) here - just German roaches for the cats to chase.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 00:19

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > CRider
07/10/2017 at 02:34

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True, but we don’t have nearly as many as the PNW. I’ve only seen one living here.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/10/2017 at 06:02

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kill it with fire